Apocalypse... Now?

I know there's a lot of scary stuff out in the world right now. World hunger, fatal diseases, female drivers, etc... But lately, things seem to be getting out of control, which is why it's important to relax and take a break... But without bathsalts.

Many, Many Moons Ago

I was at a conference today to work on the social media panel for an event, and the registration table was next to me. There were three people from different generations. There was a young woman my age, a middle aged woman, and an older man (who was HILARIOUS!). I was focusing on my task, but once it started to quiet down, I heard their conversation, starting with the young woman saying
Young Woman: But that's such an OLD people thing to say!
Older Man: How is that an old people thing to say? "Many, many moons ago", that's not an old phrase.
Middle-aged woman: I'm not that young, and even I think that's an old people phrase.
Older Man: So what would you say now? "Many, many ipods ago"? Or "Many, many cellphones ago"?