How to Escape Awkward Situations

Ever get stuck in a room with people you don’t like? What about sitting in a public place and you REALLY don’t want to talk? Forced into a weird family setting?

Fear not! There are ways to escape, totally guilt free! You just have to use a proper dosage of sarcasm and out of context sentences to really confuse people. See, by confusing them you’re not being rude, just confusing! While they’re trying to decipher what you meant, you’ll have plenty of time to walk away.