Extra Crispy

So many people enjoyed today's Memorial Day by celebrating beaches (and not the soldiers who fought on them) and getting a lot of sun. Unfortunately, so did my roommate.

He came back home today after spending the entire morning and afternoon on the beach, all parts of his body exposed. Head, chest, back, arms, etc. Despite his best efforts with using SPF-Crap, he's as red as a lobster. He looks insanely red; he's more sizzled than bacon. And since my boyfriend helped him shave his back last night, I have to help with the aloe vera... Oh boy.