Fortune Cookie Saaaay

I got a fortune cookie last night that says "A dream is just a dream. A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline." Not necessarily true, fortune cookie. If my goal is to get more sleep, I just close my eyes sooner. That didn't need much planning. Or if my goal is "Don't die today, don't die today" in a sing-songy voice, there's not much I can do to prevent that. Whenever it's going to happen, it will happen.

I was born on the day of "go with the flow". Every person has a specific day of when they were born what influences them in their life. Mine is "go with the flow". This is why I don't do dating websites (anymore :-P), I don't go to monster.com or any job search engine, or why I don't make plans before 24 hours of it happening. I've always had a goal of not dying, not being alone, and not being poor. So far I've done ALL of that without putting any plans into it. They just happened.

Basically, I'd like to say

FUCK YOU, FORTUNE COOKIE!