"Good fortune awaits you at the end of the day."
You know what that means for me?
SLEEP! But seriously, saying "Good fortune awaits you at the end of the day" is like saying "Something good's gonna happen eventually... Probably..." Also there are different definitions of when someone's "day" ends or if it goes in "dawn, day, dusk, night" order, or backwards! I dunno, I just think that fortune cookies can afford to be a little bit risky with their fortunes. It's not like we're going to attack the fortune cookie headquarters and mess up all of their tiny type-writers.
Now I just had a weird thought. How many people reading this have even used an old school type-writer? Man, it's weird to feel old when I'm not yet. I don't even have crows feet and I do old people things. Egh, I'm gonna go drink more gluten free beer and sleep.
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