Man Boobs

It's no surprise to everyone that I'm a chubby-chaser, through and through. I can't be with a guy who I honestly believe I can take him down in a single punch... Or a kick... Or a judo-chop. You gotta have meat on your bones. No one wants to date a skeleton; there are too many angles that can later on hurt you from just a hug. That's not sexy, it's not fun, and it's not cool.

However a big downfall some people say from dating a heavy guy is that there are some areas of "baggage", particularly in the chest-gut-manboob region. I totally understand if you are hesitant to accept it as willingly as I am but there are certain perks to it. Hear me out:

• Traditionally, guys who are heavier set aren't given a lot of chicks in their life. Given that detail, a lot of the time they suffer from what my boyfriend calls "fat-kid syndrome". Their shy nature doesn't make them go after girls and instead humbles them, which makes them more interesting in my mind than pretty boys that get handed pussy all the time.
• Their sense of humor has been developed since it seems to be an acceptable thing in America to have the "funny fat guy", so that's a big angle found in a lot of the chubby fellows.
• They're squishier, so they give better hugs.
• AND MOST IMPORTANTLY! If they start getting too grabby, you'll be able to grab their man-boobs in self defense. This should cause the gropping to stop, or at least slow it down enough so you can escape and do something useful, like knitting

All I'm saying is, it's generally nicer to be with someone who appreciates being in the relationship more so than someone who's been handed ass his entire life. Just sayin'...