How To Not Give A Fuck

By Emi

It has come to my attention that a lot of my friends keep facing situations where people talk shit behind their backs, and get upset over it. There are certain things people need to recognize about human nature. People will always talk smack about people, it's the nature of gossip. It's a form of communication that's necessary to keep society going. Unfortunately, this is done at the expense of someone else.

BUT FEAR NOT!

There are ways to stop this from hurting you. Do not worry, you are not alone. Plenty of people suffer from this level of stupidity, but you can free yourself from this unnecessary suffering. It's called "DON'T GIVE A FUCK!". No fucks will ever be given, and none of this will effect you.

1. Don't listen to what anyone says. Haters are gonna hate, so let them hate.
2. Stop people from talking to you before they can even open their mouths. If they start, just punch them in the armpit. By doing so, you'll have enough time to walk away as they are confused how they got a punch in the armpit.
3. Try not to have a lot of "close" friends. Only your best friends won't be concerned about gossip talk about you, the others will try to start shit for no real good reason.
4. If you unfortunately cannot follow these steps, then shut off your phone. Most of the time people receive gossip from phone calls, texts, or online notifications. If you don't make yourself available to it, you won't get any of it.

Good luck.