WTF Bus #6

If you EVER need a confidence booster, just wait outside for the bus. Seriously. No matter how busted you look, just stand outside waiting for the bus. Within 5 minutes, someone's going to walk up to you and ask for your number. Granted, it's part of the "I'll go after anything I can" but you'll feel better right after it happens, just like how I felt for 30 seconds today...

I've been dealing with a SPLITTING headache all day today and my friend Tina once told me to bite on a straw (or a pen) to help lessen the tension from it. When I got to my bus stop, I needed to wait until the next one showed up, and I kept biting on the pen to help my brain relax. Not even a minute later some dude walks up to me and says "Hey I like the way you're biting that pen."

Of course me being skeptical, I'm not sure if this guy is hitting on me or trying to ask for change. But then he continues:
Dude: Hey there, you are so beautiful, my GOD. The way you're biting that pen, is just... Wow. How are you, my name is D'shawn.
Me: Emi.
D'Shawn: You are just so gorgeous, would it be okay for me to get your number?
Me: I'm already living with my boyfrie---
D'Shawn: But he's not the one for you, I know it. It's me, right now, right here, at this moment. I'm the one for you, forget him.
Me: That sounds... Wrong.
D'Shawn: Okay but still, I'm the one. I also like your glasses.
Me: They help me to see....
This dude was trying hardcore to get my number and it just wasn't happening. I like how no matter what, even if you say you're dating, engaged, married, whatever guys like these will still try to pursue you. As if persistence is sexy. It's just funny for about 2 minutes, and then it gets tiring.

Moral of the story is:
NEVER BITE A PEN IN PUBLIC!