How Music Affects My Temper

Everyone knows how magical music is. It's really important to be connected to music because it's such a great creative medium. I see that different types of music helps me manage my temper a LOT. In some instances it helps calm me down OR it fuels my rage even more. But it's not fair to say "All rap music is bad for you" or that "All metal music makes people kill". I feel it's important to understand how different types of music causes a reaction. Everyone might have other feelings but this is how music makes me feel:

If I ever get angry and I listen to:

Rap music
I feel like I should grind on something and drink heavily until I forget why I'm angry.

Metal
I feel like I should mutilate something but then remember I'm lazy and I'll get arrested, so instead draw dragons.

Country
I feel like I should kill the asshole.

Techno
I feel like I need to dance around strobe lights for 4 days straight and hope I don't get a seizure.

Folk
I feel like I should dance around a fire and hope the trees don't catch on fire.

Punk
I feel like dressing poorly, wear lots of black eyeshadow, and scream at anyone that tries talking to me.

Classical
I feel depressed that they're all dead.

Jazz
I feel too confused to be angry anymore and go do something else.

Pop
I feel even angrier that I'm listening to it, cuz now it's stuck in my head for the next 5 days. Dammit.

Music is great, isn't it?